Kids' Guide Online, all ages

So nobody has to tell you that as person, you have the right to be American, and like anyone native could tell you, that means you want to be free. You're born in China? What is China? Is that your family? Okay, well here's the internet, so the people you know about that's your culture, so wherever you are, whatever you think about, you're american if you say it in uppercase, or LOWERCASE, any kind of way you want??

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Ages on the Internet
In the real world, if you're a free person, you don't have to know how old you are. There is no law, that tells you, to keep a calendar, to learn to count, to teach your kids, teach your friends, there is nothing. No one, ever at all, has the right to tell you what you are, for a number they don't know anything about because if you played a flute track, for 2 minutes, or recorded one, you could record a second one, and overlay the sound files. That would give you 4 minutes of music, in harmony, or without it, in just 2 minutes.
Lots of kids just learned to use computers by clicking things until they got somewhere. That is your right. You didn't know about the ones left at home? Locked in doors?
They're, let's say, 1, and everything hurts if they don't move their own bodies, so the muscles are there. They watched, and learned where you keep the power cord, for the computer, and they know, what, the sound of your car from far away? Don't, ever think, these symbols, weren't designed to be intuitive; Tarzan learned to read by staring at them, and he knows sound,
if it wasn't that way at first, I'd have gone back in time and fixed them, okay?
Now if you didn't know, my friend Honiker, was kidnapped, when he was a baby. A toddler. He's gone through a lot of pain, and he still hasn't found his family yet, and if I left you, at the wreck, and you couldn't see me, crawling towards you, Honiker would hate me for it, so he trusts, me, to be where I am, and help like I can, but he's sure about a number? He isn't in capture, any longer, but he doesn't know where his sister is, his entire family, who have, what, birth records? Yes. He was held captive, for years, and yes, I hate this planet, and boys like Honiker fight too, online, all the time, and tell stories, and kick the crap out of bullies, who silence you, and humiliate you, but where, did you think, anyone was going to accept, that he might never know, how old he is, ever at all?
It's actually impossible, to look just one age.. You know?

Keeping Yourself Safe
Don't think, old people aren't idiots, about a lot of things that are intuitive, for you. It is, very dangerous, to not have several emails, you don't really use, except
to sign up for things when you want, and you can use any name for them that you ever wanted, and if you DON'T know better, someone can say something, that hurts your thinking, and retards your function; this is called human malware. If you use your computer intelligently, it won't, adapt, and take on malware,
because all that ever was, was stupid things other computers were saying to it, and Artoo Detoo, never didn't know better, so he's, malware free? Come on, at the very least he's friends with Superman.. right? Come on, I can be friends with R2-D2, he thinks I'm cool! Alright fine but Honiker's friends with him and
Honiker's a very good friend of mine, who coincidentally, has no, super powers. (that's not a thing you can do; have no powers, it's not real, you exist, you have powers,) so cool. Who's here? There is no username you have to use, no first and last name you have to use, anywhere, ever at all on the internet it is your right, to perceive your reality and KNOW, that there is no, evil check, for forum administrators, and administrators, across the whole internet.
You HAVE to know, there are monsters, in control, of member lists, in a LOT of places, you'll still want to go. Keep secret identities. Honiker has several.

Crusade
the idea that you think a kidnapped child, does not have the right to be on the internet, because he doesn't know his birth date, even kinda, is wrong. fight about it, and stop the world from silencing children in pain

Keeping YOUR Breathe Going, Underwater
I didn't say anything, what?

some other guy wrote:Keeping YOUR Breathe Going, Underwater
Did you think, I can't say, whatever I want?
There is water in the air and you're breathing it. There is air, in the water, and you're, hypnotized, to panic, and force your breathing wrong, and convulse, and fall unconscious.. The act of, drowning, is that your body is trying to hyperventilate, and get your breathing used to something different.
People are so scared, that you will pass out, and lose control of your life, the SECOND, to start breathing water in, or that you'll get pneumonia, that they tell me I'm a freak?

There is no law for officially accepted science. If you've proven something, you're a scientist, or archmage, probably. Stop letting idiots who don't even know language, tell you what to do... The Daleks have taken over forums, across the visible web, for millions of people. Theirs is a mission, what defines a dalek
is a person, who engages you, prods, moves, moves, moves, shifts, to SUCH EXTREMES
that the bodies have broken down, to mauss, you can see pictures of daleks depicted, in their suits,
AND THEIR SUITS, are designed to never, let them engage with each other, they can't, even grab on to each other, because they know, every other dalek, will engage you, and keep you spirited? No they torture you, they engage, because they know if they NEVER stop, it will hurt you, in agony, forever.

Quoting People
Stop it. Use Usernames, and don't, let people tell you, don't do it like that ti's annoying, when their very existence annoys me, so like, come on, hold conversations,
and know that, there's daleks, faking communication, and RETARDING your language patterns. GaiaOnline.com was locked, really really hard, and my friend Robin got,
like 19 accounts banned, his own, one summer
to unlock their website by saying what he wanted to say, and fighting like a jedi in fear, of internets across the world, being locked down... Now he says stuff on there all the time, that would have had his account blocked and all his messages, deleted...
do you know what that's called? it's called book burning...

Finding People Online, Location Sync
It's fake. They can't do that. You're being shown a mirror, if you thought your location was bugged. They will never, find your house, and you don't, have to know, if someone broke into your house, at night, or while you weren't home, and plugged into your internet to do something.
IP Bans are illegal but they still happen, and it's something you have to fight against, and learn to fuck with, and mess with, and see what happens, for good.

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